For the man who has everything, here’s proof that you don’t have everything, suckah. Bringing an entirely new meaning to “drinking and driving” is the astonishing Pedal Pub. A pedal-powered tavern on wheels, it’s the perfect way to terrorize your town or local park. Brought to us by inventive minds in the Netherlands, the Pedal Pub accommodates up to 17 people, including a driver and a bartender who stands in the center and keeps a keg of your choice flowing from the taps, connected to the big barrel in front. But what good is a careening, drunken ride through the city without tunes? No worries. An overhead, 4-speaker sound system lets you play music from an AM/FM radio that also supports MP3 connectivity. Personally, we can’t stop thinking about loading up one of these and freaking out spectators at the Tour de France.