Escape Portable Cabin
Sometimes bigger isn’t always better. Yeah, right. You keep telling yourself that. But, in the case of Escape, it’s actually true. Live in luxury like the backwoods king you really are. All of the comforts of modern living, in a compact, efficient and portable cabin. Remember, it’s not the size of the cabin, it’s what you do with it that matters. At just under 400 square feet, this is one tiny space. But every square foot is designed to maximize its usefulness. Don’t like your asshole neighbors? No problem, just pick up and leave. The Escape is completely portable, so you can tow it to a new asshole-free location. The base model comes loaded with a ton of standard features, but you can also customize it with anything from stone countertops to heated floors. And, you can have your fully customized Escape in as little as 90 days. It’s like living the cabin life, except the complete opposite. Washer/dryer, air conditioning and built-in speaker system – this is not the simple life. So, if your idea of roughing it includes sleeping on sheets with a 300 thread count or drinking water that isn’t sourced from Arctic glaciers, this might just be the cabin for you.