Attention Men of Purpose… your next amazing challenge has arrived and it blows the doors off those “boat in a bottle” kits. Why not build your own full size, freakin’ ten foot sailboat this month? Really… it’s not like you have something better to do and this is a project that ends in a real, sea-worthy sailboat – built by you. Those are some bragging rights with credentials, right there. The Balmain Boat Company has a perfect, simple, DIY kit that they’ll ship right to your door. They claim that anyone, anywhere can build a boat, but we know better and suggest that if you are confused by build-it-yourself furniture then you should probably plan this with a friend. They send everything you need for the build; from the precision-cut pieces, sail and mast down to the screws, nails and glue. You supply the hammer, drill, a caulking gun and about 30 hours of your time (including sealant drying time) and then “poof” you have a boat and years of enjoyment ahead. Paint it, name it, get a hot chick to spray champagne all over it and get out there on the big blue. Put down the remote and do something incredible with your time for a change.