Bacon Shaving Cream

There’s nothing like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning. You know it, I know it, and so do the folks at J&D Foods, the company known for their line of bacon-inspired products (they also sell bacon-flavored envelopes and lip balm, among other things). For the low price of just $15, you can walk around all day knowing that you smell like everyone’s favorite Saturday morning munch. This cream is not just a gimmick that will wreak havoc on your sensitive skin. It’s got high-end moisturizers, essential oils, and heat-activated aromas to help you smell incredible for hours.