If you are the guy stuck in the 90’s who is tired of getting chirped for wearing a hemp bracelet, we’ve found your replacement. The team over at The Friendly Swede have created some awesome bracelets designed to handle anything life in the wild throws at you. Made from military issued paracord with stainless steel shackles for easy adjusting, these things are hardcore. Unravel the bracelet to deploy the paracord and use it in an emergency situation and you’ll receive a new one free of charge. I don’t think ‘experimenting’ in the bedroom counts as an emergency. Save yourself the hassle of picking which one you want and just get the fire starter version (pictured above) – it’s sick.