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Nike Self-Lacing “Back to the Future” Sneakers

Nike Self-Lacing “Back to the Future” Sneakers

So think back, waaayyy back to 2011 when Nike released the Air Mag, a replica version of the iconic sneakers that Marty McFly wore in “Back to the Future II” and the crowds went wild. No matter how hard we tried though, we couldn’t get past that one disappointing missing link. Those things just didn’t know how to lace themselves up at all and of course that… read more >

Bowyer and Fletcher Bow Ties

Bowyer and Fletcher Bow Ties

Yeah, your cool graphic tees are great and all, but sometimes, a little dash of dapper is a good thing. If you’re man enough to handle the kind of classic statement a bow tie makes, you can’t do better than a Bowyer and Fletcher Bow Tie. This company takes elegance to the next level with unique designs in fine wool, silk and cotton from around the world. They’re… read more >

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Because we love you man… here is a sweater to thrill and delight the crowds at your in-laws’ place this Christmas. A sweet sentiment from the “Angels With Dirty Faces” parody in “Home Alone 2” offers good festive cheer to all you meet, screaming, “MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL” in finely knitted uppercase. This comfortable (for you), 100%… read more >

Under Armour Super Hero Baselayer

Under Armour Super Hero Baselayer

If you’re all steroids and have nothing to wear, you need an Under Armour Super Hero compression shirt for the sheer, show-off glory of it all. And, if you prefer your physique a little less bulky, also known as, “I prefer to lie on the couch with a beer over lifting heavy things”, then the Hulk shirt has some fine green abs built right in, to help you out. Seriously… read more >

Gentleman’s Apron

Gentleman’s Apron

Okay, so not that there’s anything wrong with that filthy old sweatshirt you like to wear when you’re fixing or building things, but aren’t you a little tired of wondering where the hell you put your tape measure as you pick up the pencil that fell out from behind your ear again? Get it together and save your clothes, plus maybe a little of your sanity by keeping… read more >

Workaholics Bear Coat

Workaholics Bear Coat

Fans of the show “Workaholics” take notice! Now, you can be the proud owner of a bear coat, just like Blake on Comedy Central’s hit television show. The Workaholics Bear Coat comes complete with a fierce grizzly bear head with razor sharp teeth and grizzly bear paws with some wicked looking claws. No one will question your virile manliness… read more >