Pingtuated Equilibripong Table
You know that “butterflies in your stomach” feeling you get when you find that absolutely perfect dining room table? No? OF COURSE YOU DON’T YOU’RE A DUDE! That is… until now. I mean, you’re still a dude, but now you may actually understand your girl’s ability to fall in love with furniture because we bring you the Pingtuated Equilibripong Table. Try and say that three times fast… or even once. Take back your dining room with this regulation-size ping pong table that also happens to convert to a dining table that seats twelve. All that wasted space currently reserved for the occasional painful dinner party can now be properly enjoyed. Admittedly, it’s a good-looking table too. We’re talking an inlaid wood surface of Chinese chestnut, black walnut, red oak, mulberry, sycamore, sassafras, black locust, ash and cherry wood combined with glass, reclaimed plumbing pipes, and Edison reproduction light bulbs. The net is removable, of course, so you can enjoy the best of both worlds while making your friends envious.