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Frauscher 717 GT Gentlemen’s Racer

Frauscher 717 GT Gentlemen’s Racer

If the 1920’s style Frauscher 717 GT Gentlemen’s Racer doesn’t get your heart racing and give you at least a semi-chub, you may want to give your pulse a check to see that you haven’t kicked it yet. This stunning vessel looks like it leapt straight off the big screen out of a Bond movie. After 80 years of boat building experience, Frauscher presents an orgasm-inducing… read more >

Nike VR_S Covert 2.0 Forged Irons

Nike VR_S Covert 2.0 Forged Irons

Faster, longer and straighter – get some serious control of your balls! Nike’s new VR_S Covert Forged Irons are contoured and weighted to help you execute longer, higher and straighter shots. Now, you could either spend the time and effort working on improving your game… OR, you could pick up a set of these, and see an instant improvement … read more >

Waterwolf Self-Propelling Surfboard

Waterwolf Self-Propelling Surfboard

Tasty waves need not apply… you can make some waves of your own with the incredible Waterwolf electronic surfboard. Now you don’t need to live near a world-class break in order to hang ten. Just head to your nearest lake or river and transform that sucker into Surfin’ USA. Part surfboard, part personal watercraft, the Waterwolf isn’t really designed… read more >

BBCO Sailboat Kit

BBCO Sailboat Kit

Attention Men of Purpose… your next amazing challenge has arrived and it blows the doors off those “boat in a bottle” kits. Why not build your own full size, freakin’ ten foot sailboat this month? Really… it’s not like you have something better to do and this is a project that ends in a real, sea-worthy sailboat – built by you. Those are some bragging… read more >

Teva Chair 5 Print Boot

Teva Chair 5 Print Boot

Well, someone has answered our prayers, so with thanks to Santa, Buddha, or the God of your persuasion, we finally have a lightweight, warm and waterproof boot that also handles well on ice. Halle-snowday-lujah for the Teve Chair 5 boots. These babies have all the warmth you need for hiking, snowshoeing or snowmobiling, thanks to the cozy 3M Thinsulate insulation,… read more >

Fimbulvetr Snowshoes

Fimbulvetr Snowshoes

Imagine the ability to walk on snow like never before. To bound across the surface with an incredibly natural walking style. Talk about freedom and the sudden desire for an extreme weekend adventure! Leave it to the Norwegians to bring high tech to snowshoes. These are so cool that they even make those guys who usually stay home and mate with their couch all winter… read more >

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Because we love you man… here is a sweater to thrill and delight the crowds at your in-laws’ place this Christmas. A sweet sentiment from the “Angels With Dirty Faces” parody in “Home Alone 2” offers good festive cheer to all you meet, screaming, “MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL” in finely knitted uppercase. This comfortable (for you), 100%… read more >

Prank Gift Boxes by Prank Pack

Prank Gift Boxes by Prank Pack

As usual, you can count on us to help you maintain your reputation as an asshole with a heart of gold. You’re about to buy an empty box, but trust us, Prank Packs are worth the price of admission. When all the sweet, touchy-feely goodness of gift giving begins to make you reach for your flask, that’s when you lay your gift on them and brighten up your day. Because… read more >

Under Armour Super Hero Baselayer

Under Armour Super Hero Baselayer

If you’re all steroids and have nothing to wear, you need an Under Armour Super Hero compression shirt for the sheer, show-off glory of it all. And, if you prefer your physique a little less bulky, also known as, “I prefer to lie on the couch with a beer over lifting heavy things”, then the Hulk shirt has some fine green abs built right in, to help you out. Seriously… read more >

Meze 88 Classics

Meze 88 Classics

Do you like music, or do you love music? For those who truly love their music and demand high-quality sound from their equipment, may we present the Meze 88 Classics Headphones. Yeah, they look amazing, but just wait until you experience the warm, natural sound that comes, in part, thanks to the handsomely finished, hand carved, ebony wood housing. Meze is a company… read more >

Splitsticks

Splitsticks

If you love to seek out fresh powder in the uncharted backcountry, you’re gonna be truly grateful to the people behind the Splitsticks splitboard. They spent two years in research and development to deliver this all-mountain board that lets you tackle multiple terrains. It quickly morphs from split hiking and climbing mode to pure riding, mountain conquering… read more >

Indochino Nanotech Storm Suit

Indochino Nanotech Storm Suit

Think all suits are the same? Think again. The Indochino Nanotech Storm Suit makes classic menswear high tech with its many innovative features. The interior of the jacket is outfitted with a protective plastic sleeve that allows you to use the touchscreen on your smartphone. A hole in the jacket makes it possible to feed your earbuds through the material, and… read more >

Hot Tub Boat

Hot Tub Boat

Yes, this is exactly what you think it is. The Hot Tub Boat doesn’t get any better. It’s a 16′ calm cruiser with a hot tub measuring 8′ long by 4′ wide that can hold 6 adults comfortably. The boat is propelled up to 5 mph by a 24 volt electric motor and a diesel powered boiler warms the hot tub up to 104 degrees fahrenheit. The hot tub boat… read more >

Finger Vibrator

Finger Vibrator

I know, I know, you don’t need any help in the sack, right? That might be, Mr. Superstar, but it never hurts to throw in a little spice in between the sheets. The Hello Touch finger vibrator can help you do just that: spice things up. It’s waterproof, travel ready, and Gizmodo called it “possibly the best sex toy ever invented”. This thing… read more >

Mastercraft X Star

Mastercraft X Star

If you’re like me in the summer, you spend every second possible on the water when you can. Playing beer pong lake side consumes many sunny afternoons but so do extreme water sports (just not after the beer pong fellas). If you are looking to take your boating to the next level, check out the latest Mastercraft X-Star. It is the official wakeboarding and tow… read more >